Zanzibar Cafe

You're here for the all-you-can-eat meat marathon — ostrich, crocodile, camel, and every cut of beef and pork carved tableside until you surrender your flag. It's touristy, yes, but locals bring visitors for a reason: it's a spectacle, the game meats are legit, and the veg options (added recently) are surprisingly good. Best for first-timers or celebratory group dinners.